Wednesday, December 2, 2009

...and the fairy gawdmotherfucker turned me into a box


Salut!

If you’ve arrived here via a link on my old blog, then you probably knew me back when I was still human. Well, I’ve turned into a box. That’s right – I am a box.

We’ve heard of frogs turning into princes, ducks turning into swans, pumpkins turning into carriages, wizards turning into tricksters, 17 year old boys who are so muscular that they can’t keep their shirt on and turn into werewolves, girls turning into vampires and vampires turning into vegans; we’ve even heard of Beauty Pageant Queens turning against gays – but someone turning into A BOX?!

Yes, I am a box and here I am, sitting in another box:




 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 




They say that when you're working in a box, it's good to surround yourself with inspirational things and motivational quotes.
 
This is all the motivation I need:
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 




I hope you're happy now.

2 comments:

MidlifeCrisisDolmat said...

This is most distressing. I turned into an anonymous salaryman. I imagined that it would be heaps fun to turn into a box instead.

kere said...

I like this blog. It has a lot more pictures than the last one. I dun read too we-yll.